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Bob Recommends Stone Hawk Rehabilitation Center

As regular readers know, Subcomandante Bob is no stranger to addiction, and he has spent most of his adult life battling all sorts of personal demons. Bob has also spent a great deal of time in rehab settings, and knows that they run across a spectrum from "vacation spa" to "concentration camp."

For those of you, like Bob, who may find it necessary to seek a drug treatment program, consider Michigan's Stone Hawk Rehabilitation Center, which is located near Battle Creek.

Stone Hawk drug rehabilitation center is renowned as the most successful inpatient drug rehab in the country, offering a success rate over 76%. They employ a variety of holistic methods in the recovery process, as opposed to one center Bob attended, where the preferred method of persuasion was beatings with a rubber hose, but heck - that's the Guatemalan police for you.

The counselors at Stone Hawk don't try to teach morals, but rather help people develop a lifestyle that fits their needs and wants without the burdens of drug addiction or alcoholism.

This was a sponsored post, but be sure to check out Stone Hawk if you need a drug treatment program.

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