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2/05/2007

Bob Talks Poker

Subcomandante Bob loves poker. He enjoys almost everything about the game, from the thrill of winning, the betting, and the late night trips to the ATM to pull the last of his savings out in a last-ditch effort to salvage the hundreds he already lost that night.

Yes, poker is one of Bob's true addictions, along with Stolichnaya, assorted additives, and blond women in high heels. Grrr!

In order to improve his poker-playing, Bob likes to visit the Poker Forum at PowerJunkie.com. They offer a great deal of advice to budding poker superstars, with a variety of online forums and live games in which you can play poker till you drop. With the help of this site, Bob was recently able to play poker for 72 straight hours.

OK, he had a little unmentionable help, too, but he otherwise couldn't have stayed in the game without the tips he picked up on this site.

Bob is especially fond of the Full-Tilt poker section of the site, featuring top-notch poker professionals like Chris Ferguson, Phil Ivey, Howard Lederer and John Juanda.

So be sure to thank the folks at PowerJunkie.com for sponsoring this post by visiting their site.


Comments:
So Bob,

does this place have the poker in the back and the liquor up front?
 
A poignant question, anonymous. I think my ex-girlfriend Lakeesha could answer that one.
 
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