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2/02/2007

Bob's Thoughts on Credit Cards

Bob likes to think of himself as a regular guy, albeit a regular guy with a seemingly unquenchable taste for cheap vodka. He also enjoys credit cards a great deal, especially when they have not been reported stolen by their original owners.

Were Bob a person to be more responsible, a "regular guy" type, he would be concerned about 0% balance transfers and making sure to compare credit cards in this mythical, more "normal" world.

He would also investigate cash back credit cards, since they would allow him short-term influxes of hard cold cash with which to buy expensive gifts for himself.

Until such a time, Bob will have to settle for obtaining credit cards through methods of questionable legality, and taking advantage of sponsored posts such as these for his Stolichnaya funds.

Comments:
Of course I think Bob is a little more savy than that, he would not compare credit cards here as he has no need to, he wants the best credit cards. But he will probably not apply for them online. I feel Bob would rather do things in a dishonest way.

That said what do I know I'm not a villan. Maybe he like surfing the net and looking on shopping websites and paying for his chosen items with credit cards he applied for online in his own name.

Whatever it is Bob is certainly a dark horse and nobody knows for sure Bobs opinion on finance.
 
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