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2/16/2007

A Sad Valentine's Day for Bob

Valentine's Day for Subcomandante Bob, unfortunately, falls into the category of FLOP. His true love, Cameron Diaz, did not return any of his 113 phone calls to her beach house yesterday.

To top it off, Ms. Diaz also had the audacity to file reports with local police and the FBI about Bob. Really - what's the big deal with Bob picking through Cameron's trash for items that were once touched by this goddess?

Bob thinks some people - like Cameron Diaz - are just too sensitive.

Sharp by Design, a men's fashion blog, has an interesting article on the annual love holiday. Check out the BELISI on Valentine's for some thoughts about gift-giving on the Day of Cupid.

The National Retail Federation found that Americans spent a total of $13.7 billion last year on Valentine's Day, with the average consumer spending an estimated $100.89 last year.

This was a sponsored post, and Bob will use the proceeds to fight injustice, at least injustice in the form of unreasonable restraining orders issued by judges every time a Hollywood actress whines.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 6:36 PM
Comments:
I love the blog that you have. I was wondering if you would link my blog to yours and in return I would do the same for your blog. If you want to, my site name is American Legends and the URL is:

www.americanlegends.blogspot.com

If you want to do this just go to my blog and in one of the comments just write your blog name and the URL and I will add it to my site.

Thanks,
David
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:03 AM
 
I am so hurt, I was all ready to tell Bob how badly I felt for him but then I saw the comment from David! David appears to not love me anymore since he wrote the very same thing on my blog not to long ago.

I'm thinking that David is unfaithful...

:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 10:45 PM
 
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