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3/04/2007

Bob Dreams of Russian Brides

Subcomandante Bob has never had a great deal of success with long-term relationships. He tells himself that it's really a matter of meeting the right woman, but - truth be told - most of the women Bob meets have a problem with a guy who stays perpetually drunk.

And the ones who are OK with constant inebriation are usually wrecks themselves.

If you, unlike Bob, are a decent guy who wants to meet a great woman, check out the women on Lovers Planet. Many men have found Russian Brides through this type of service, and Lovers Planet offers free ads of beautiful Russian Brides as well as profiles of single Russian women seeking men online for love, dating, romance and marriage.

The website features a “Members Online” section, as well as a list of Top 100 prospects ranked by popularity. The top Russian Brides are ranked by the number of times their profile and photos have been viewed. This is a sponsored post, but Bob thinks that there are some great possibilities with Russian women. Best of all, they know their Stolichnaya from their Smirnoff.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 3:40 PM
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