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3/18/2007

Hairy Ass is Killing Local Man's Love Life

Rear end hair growth no laughing matter for one man

(Toledo, OH) Local resident Brent Kosmaty said that he "doesn't understand" how body hair has become such a turnoff for women.

"I grew up in an era when hair was a sign of masculinity," he complained to Toledo Tales reporters. "Now it seems like women want nothing more than a bunch of hairless sissyboys. Did I miss something?"

The 38-year-old Kosmaty said that the women he's dated in recent months have all expressed disgust with male body hair.

"One woman I went home with actually stopped before we had sex when she caught a look at my ass," he said, acknowledging that his "gorilla-like" body hair is not for every woman. "She tried to play it off like she was just remembered she was supposed to pick up her friend's kid from daycare, but hell - it was 10 o'clock at night."

Kosmaty living a life of unshorn solitude

Kosmaty said that he will continue to look for a women for whom body hair is not a problem.

"Look - I've tried the waxes, creams, and razors. This stuff grows faster than a casino bar tab," he said. "I just have to accept who I am. Hell, even in eighth grade they were calling me Sasquatch, and that's before I started growing hair on my elbows."

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Comments:
EWWWW!
 
Hey, that's my ass!
 
WOW--I LOVE THAT HAIRY ASS!!!
I'd love to poke it, prod it, lick it, rub it and-----it! DONT REMOVE ANY OF THAT GREAT ASS HAIR

Anonymous
 
Bend over boyfriend and spread em
 
you have a great ass :) wow! don't shave!
yummie :)
 
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