5/01/2007
Fart That Man Thought was a Turd Really Just a Fart
(Toledo, OH) Local plumbing salesman Jerry Winnecki dodged a "potentially dangerous event" last week en route to a client's place of business."I was stuck in traffic on I-75 when I ripped what I thought was a massive fart," he said. "As it came out, though, I was sure I had just shit my pants with one of those wet farts - 'sharts,' my kids call them."
Winnecki said that he "almost died of embarassment" when he entered Janney's Ace Hardware on Alexis Road.
"I was convinced I had a big old runny stain on the back of my pants," he said. "And I thought everyone in Janney's could smell my rectal accident."
Fortunately for Winnecki, though, the "assplosion" turned out to be a false alarm.
"After hitting the hardware store I stopped at a McDonald's to check my underwear," he said. "It was like a miracle - not a drop of liquid ass juice anywhere. I tell you what: that was enough of a reminder to get me back to church. God works in mysterious ways, I always say."
Labels: fart, Janney's Ace Hardware, shart, Toledo, turd
# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 2:06 PM
