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1/16/2008

Toledo Recruit Definitely Getting "Army Shtrong"

(Toledo, OH) Local resident James Phillips, speaking to Toledo Tales reporters from an Army base in Fort Benning, Georgia, said that his boot camp training has fulfilled his expectations.

"They told me I would be 'Army Shtrong,' and they shure kept their promishes," he said. "I was shertainly shurprised to see how shtrong and shkilled I became being shtationed here at thish bashe."

Phillips, who hopes to become an Army tank mechanic, said that his instructors have been "sherious but shupportive."

"The shergeants shometimesh give ush a lot of tough talk, but you know they jusht want you to shucsheed," he said. "One drill inshtructor, though, was kind of weird. He shaid I had to do a bunch of shitups, but every time I shat on the toilet, my shit went down. Pretty shtrange, if you ashk me."

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