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4/24/2008

Local Peep Show Fan Angered at Price Hikes, Service Cuts

(Toledo, OH) Larry Pelham acknowledges that he has been a patron of area adult video parlors for most of his adult life.

"I can remember when you could watch a 10-minute porno for 50 cents," he said. "Back in the day, a fellow could enjoy himself real cheap like, and still have a couple of bucks to get a sandwich and a soda afterwards."

Pelham expressed anger with reporters over what he calls "thieving hustlers" at the Alexis Road Adult Video store.

"How can they live with themselves knowing that they make so much money off the working man?" he asked, pausing to scratch his rear end. "I mean, they've been showing the same 16mm clips for twenty fucking years, Scotch-taped together when they break. It's not as if they've been spending money on going digital or whatnot."

As an example, Pelham described the $.25 peep show being advertised on the store's marquee.

"So I plunk in a quarter and I haven't even got my dick out before time's up," he recalled, picking at something in his ear. "I toss in two more quarters, and the clip ends just as I am getting going. Then I have to go out and get some change, and after four more quarters, I'm just about to shoot my wad and then BAM! Show's over, I'm going limp, and I'm out of fucking quarters. Total bullshit, if you ask me."

Pelham also bemoaned the "rank nasty" condition of the private booth.

"Look - I know that a thousand dudes have been here before me, so I ain't expecting the Trump Plaza," he said. "Still, it's hard to develop a relationship with the on-screen actress when the room smells like rancid jizz, and you're stepping on Fritos and popcorn and Taco Bell wrappers and whatnot. For my money, the joint needs a good douching, if you ask me."

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