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1/01/2009

Kids With Leg Braces Be All Trippin' and Shit

Guest editorial by Tre Phillips,
Toledo area wanksta

I don't mean to sound all cruel and shit, 'cuz we all got our issues. Me? I be all asking for triple dipping sauces with my chicken strips, and the bitch at the drive thru window be all, "Extra sauces are a quarter each," and I be all, "Fuck that, y'all, we outta here."

But kids with leg braces? They be all trippin' and shit.

Like this dude on my block, Jeremy. He's got like multiple shurosis or some shit, and he be all walking like Forrest Gump and shit one day, then KA-BAM! Down go his clumsy ass on the sidewalk.

And when my little brother Dre start laughing, then Jeremy really be trippin' and shit, talking 'bout his ass gonna get a gun and go all Dick Cheney on us and shit.

I mean, dude: no need to be all pulling a major trippin' episode and shit. Chill.

It's like this: we all gotta deal with what the Man Upstairs done throw us. Like this girl, Boo, who hangs around my hood and who still likes to do the freaky even though she picked up a nasty case of crotch crickets and everybody knows that she be nastier than a two-dolla hooker. Even though nobody would touch her even wearin' a bio-hazard suit and shit, she still keep smilin' and tryin' to work her magic on anybody new to the 'hood.

There just ain't no call for crippled kids to be all trippin' and shit.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 8:59 PM
Comments:
It takes a real asshole to write tasteless shit like this. History will prove that Dick Cheney is a wonderful man.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:27 PM
 
Ya for black peopole who know how to use computers!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:55 PM
 
u don't even know if that was a black person who wrote that! Please, we don't talki like that u racist fag. That's a white wannabe black ignorant fool. It had to be a dumb ass white hick like you! Get your clarity fucker!!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:16 PM
 
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