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10/31/2005

Subcomandante Bob Freed; Nazis Collect $14.57


(Toledo, OH) The National Socialist Movement (NSM) released kidnapped editor Subcomandante Bob in exchange for a ransom purported to total $14.57.

"This vile piece of Jew jetsam has been nothing but trouble ever since we grabbed him," said NSM spokesperson Mark Martin, of the Dayton, OH NSM unit. "The fucker eats like it's his full-time job, and he hogs the TV remote. Good riddance, I say."

Subcomandante Bob, editor of the e-zines Codependent Collegian, Toledo Tales, and National Nitwit, was captured by members of the neo-Nazi group National Socialist Movement (NSM) Saturday at an undisclosed Toledo-area mental institution.

Speaking to supporters, he thanked those who "generously gave" funds toward his release.

"OK, there were seven of you, and that only averages about two bucks," he said. "But it's the spirit that counts."

The deranged editor chastised the other readers of the e-zines for their unwillingness to part with ransom cash.

"Yeah, you come onto the sites and get a free chuckle," he said. "But when the chips were down, only a few of you would come through. Guess it's good to know who your friends are, even if most of them are imaginary."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 11:22 AM
Comments:
phew!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:34 PM
 
I'm glad you are okay Bob...I was ready to get all "MOMish" on their asses..


:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 5:25 PM
 
Hey Bob,

I knew you could do it (get on their nerves) and make them cut you loose ;-)

Welcome back!
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 6:30 PM
 
Thanks, everyone. It was a grueling experience, and I hope that I am never kidnapped by these loons again.

Especially that Fausta, the Nazi Wonder Woman. Brrrrr - I still get shivers....
# posted by Blogger Subcomandante Bob : 9:45 PM
 
"Especially that Fausta, the Nazi Wonder Woman. Brrrrr - I still get shivers...."

Yeah, but along with the shivers, I'll bet she made your nipples get hard ;-)
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 5:31 PM
 
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# posted by Blogger Roberto Iza Valdés : 9:38 AM
 
heh heh heh heh heh .... Gotta love roanoke va airport
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:17 AM
 
Some of the above Iza Roberto comments have invalid links without the nofollow value. You may want to
disregard them. Thank you.
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