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WSPD Execs Sober Up

(Toledo, OH) After a three-week bender, executives at Toledo's 1370-WSPD woke up this morning to discover that they dismantled their entire newstalk station during their mega-binge.

"Holy shit, I can't believe some of the stupid things we did," said station manager Andy Stuart. "That just goes to show you that Quaaludes, booze, and coke definitely do not mix."

Among the moves that occurred along the way: the removal of popular morning host Bob Frantz.

"Jesus Christ, the guy had the number three morning show in the market," said Stuart. "What the hell were we thinking? Oh, right, we weren't thinking - we were out of our fucking heads."

Stuart said that new procedures are now in place to prevent any future collective mistakes by management.

"From this point forward only one of us will be allowed to be zonked for more than 24 straight hours," said Stuart. "That way at least one Clear Channel administrator will be clear-headed at all times."

That makes sense, someone call the Betty Ford Clinic for those guys...

Removing Bob Frantz from the morning lineup has got to be one of the stupidest things that WSPD has done.

Sign the petition to reinstate Bob Frantz:
Ah - it all seems clear now.
Hey, check out http://rescuetoledo.proboards74.com

All the conservative talk you need to as an antidote to the liberalspeek that will be invading a local talk station near you (WSPD)!
Brian wilson sucks...
he is borring, and snarky.
Bring Back Bob Frantz!!
"That way at least one Clear Channel administrator will be clear-headed at all times."

What a novel idea!

Now they should go back and undo the mess that they made...

Oh yeah, Brian Wilson sucks.
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Brian Wilson sucks worse than anything has ever sucked in the entire history of sucking.
You ain't kidding, brother.

Or sister.
Hey Guys, I'm one of the knuckleheads that run RescueToledo and have the petition at thiscause.org.

My Name is Tom, I see that one of the people from the forum has left the addresses, but under an anonymous handle.

If it were me I'd be weary of going there, so I thought I'd sign in and use a handle in the hopes of having some of you folks check in.

You do need to register, as we have already run into liberal operatives trying to create problems.

here are the URL's:

The Forum

The Petition

I'd like to encourage everyone here to sign up on the forum. I've been chatting to a few insiders (and no I'm not one of them) and we need to kick this thing up a notch if we are serious about getting Frantz reinstated.

This has less to do with Frantz as a host and more to do with the fact that there are wanna be elitists that think they have the God given right to tell you what you need to hear and believe.

They want to be the rockefellers of Toledo. And as always we have a choice. We can sit back on our thumbs or we can actually do something.

We need thousands of signatures, not hundreds. There is no doubt in my mind, from people I have chatted to, that this is 100% political. It's either part of the plan to force OH into a win for the DNC, or it's payback seeing as how Frantz almost single handedly caused Ford to get the ass whoopin he deserved.

Either way, it's unethical and people need to take a stand.

So, what do you say?

Err, what did I just shay?
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