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11/16/2005

WSPD Execs Sober Up


(Toledo, OH) After a three-week bender, executives at Toledo's 1370-WSPD woke up this morning to discover that they dismantled their entire newstalk station during their mega-binge.

"Holy shit, I can't believe some of the stupid things we did," said station manager Andy Stuart. "That just goes to show you that Quaaludes, booze, and coke definitely do not mix."

Among the moves that occurred along the way: the removal of popular morning host Bob Frantz.

"Jesus Christ, the guy had the number three morning show in the market," said Stuart. "What the hell were we thinking? Oh, right, we weren't thinking - we were out of our fucking heads."

Stuart said that new procedures are now in place to prevent any future collective mistakes by management.

"From this point forward only one of us will be allowed to be zonked for more than 24 straight hours," said Stuart. "That way at least one Clear Channel administrator will be clear-headed at all times."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 7:29 AM
Comments:
That makes sense, someone call the Betty Ford Clinic for those guys...

:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 8:08 AM
 
Removing Bob Frantz from the morning lineup has got to be one of the stupidest things that WSPD has done.

Sign the petition to reinstate Bob Frantz:
http://thiscause.org/p/menu.php?p=Sheasby06257DB
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:21 AM
 
Ah - it all seems clear now.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:23 AM
 
BRIAN WILSON S**KS!!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:26 AM
 
Hey, check out http://rescuetoledo.proboards74.com

All the conservative talk you need to as an antidote to the liberalspeek that will be invading a local talk station near you (WSPD)!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:17 AM
 
Brian wilson sucks...
he is borring, and snarky.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:35 AM
 
Bring Back Bob Frantz!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:08 AM
 
"That way at least one Clear Channel administrator will be clear-headed at all times."

What a novel idea!

Now they should go back and undo the mess that they made...

Oh yeah, Brian Wilson sucks.
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 12:01 PM
 
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# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 12:01 PM
 
Brian Wilson sucks worse than anything has ever sucked in the entire history of sucking.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:53 PM
 
You ain't kidding, brother.

Or sister.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:46 PM
 
B-E-L-C-H!!!

Err, what did I just shay?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:39 PM
 
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