.comment-link {margin-left:.6em;}

1/27/2006

WSPD's Brian Wilson Angers All 12 Of His Remaining Listeners


(Toledo, OH) WSPD afternoon personality Brian Wilson, whose soporific on-air manner generally forces listeners to nod off, recently angered his twelve remaining listeners by refusing to talk about bass fishing for the rest of the day.

"God dammit - there's more to life than bass fishing!" Wilson snapped at a caller named Elmer. "There's...walleye fishing, squirrel hunting, and pheasant flushing, too!"

Wilson, whose arrival at WSPD coincided with the demotion of popular morning host Bob Frantz, dismissed concerns about plummeting ratings.

"I wasn't brought here to improve Arbitron numbers, and I get paid the same no matter what," he said. "My job is to be as dull, lifeless, and non-controversial as possible to cool off the area power brokers who were pissed about Frantz and complained to the FCC. All I have to do is babysit this place for a few months until things settle down."

Interviewed by Toledo Tales, the caller known as Elmer expressed unhappiness with the new direction Wilson was taking.

"Bass fishing is my life, and I thought me and Brian had a good thing going," he said, staring at his shoes. "Then I find out that traitor not only hunts, but is a fly fisherman. You just can't trust anyone whose bait is floating on the water, if you know what I mean."

Comments:
now that was a fishy one....

:-)
 
Bass...fishing
Bass...fishing
Bass...fishing

See? Your ass just went to sleep.
 
Wilson is a total putz. Bring back Frantz!
 
Brian Wilson is an ANNOYING putz. He is boring, and he's drive WSPD's ratings in the toilet. He's destroying WSPD the same way Pig Vomit (of Howard Stern fame) recently destroyed WTAM in Cleveland (WTAM is also a Clueless Channel station. Are Brian Wison and Pig Vomit sleeper agents for Clearless Channel?). I'm sure the Blade and the "A Team" Democrats love Brian Wilson because he's doing what they've failed to do...bringing down the only good new source in Toledo. Oh yeah, BRING BOB FRANTZ BACK!!!!!!!
 
Brian who?

Pardon me, I tuned out after the first agonizing "show," for lack of a more truly accurate word.
 
The entire station is a disgrace to Toledo. If they would stop putting down Toledo for one day, they would have just empty air. Come to think of it when they are on they have empty air.
 
He caused me to subscribe to XM radio
 
Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link



<< Home
Copyright 2007, Toledo Tales ® . Unauthorized duplication prohibited, but feel free to link away. This is a satirical newspaper, and many of these stories are fictional. You have to guess which ones are faked. Toledo Tales ® uses invented names in its stories, except when public figures are being satirized, or when we post a real story. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Subcomandante Bob once got jiggy with your mom, and she does things in bed that would shock you, dude. The content of this website is the property of Toledo Tales ® and its authors, and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the publisher. Toledo Tales ® is not designed for readers under 18 years of age. FAIR USE NOTICE: This site contains copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. We are making such material available in our efforts to advance understanding of environmental, political, human rights, economic, democracy, scientific, and social justice issues, sustainable development, environmental, community and worker health, democracy, public disclosure, corporate accountability, and social justice issues, mostly because hot college women are also interested in the same issues. Go figure. Anyways, we believe this constitutes a "fair use" of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the material on this site is distributed without fee or payment of any kind to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes, except when you are using it to get laid. If you wish to use copyrighted material from this site for purposes of your own that go beyond 'fair use', you must obtain permission from the copyright owner.

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?