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5/24/2007

Area Man Thinks That Dude from the Space Flick Looks Just Like the Cowboy Who Starred with That One Babe

man watching his TV set (Perrysburg, OH) Gazing at his television, Perrysburg resident Carl Breckenspleth believes there is something "really similar" between the lead actor and another actor he remembers.

"I can't rmember the movie, but he played that one dude in the space film," said Breckenspleth, scratching his head. "Yessir - he's just like the dude who played the cowboy with that one hot babe. I'm sure of it."

Breckenspleth believes that the way the two actors walk is the dead giveaway.

"They both do a kind of 'thing' with their left leg, and you can see it in every film they were each in," he said. "Especially the one where that old woman walked up to her daughter and told her she was dying? Remember?"

Another similarity between the two actors - their hands.

"When the one guy was shaking the hand of that host on the awrds show - you know? - it's just like when this guy shook that funny character actor's hand in that spy movie," he said. "For the love of Pete, I don't know why you don't see the resemblance."

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2/13/2007

Man Thinks That Actress Looks Just Like This Chick That Was in That Hit Show a Few Years Back


(Toledo, OH) Gazing at his television, Perrysburg resident Carl Breckenspleth believes there is something "really similar" between the lead actress and another actress he remembers.

"That actress looks a lot like this girl from that really big movie a few years back," said Breckenspleth, eyes closed to assist his memory. "You know - the good-looking one who was in that movie with that funny young man? That's her, all right."

Breckenspleth said that there was something in the actress's speech that triggered the memory.

"When she said that bit about how she felt about that guy - that's what did it for me," he remarked. "She said it exactly the way that other girl did when she was in that TV show about the mother and her kids."

There also appears to be an uncanny psychological match between the two actresses, said Breckenspleth.

"Those two women act exactly alike when they are doing their scenes," he said. "When she looked at that guy in that one TV special, she could have been the other girl's twin when she did that scene with that actor from the old TV series about the doctor. I swear - it's scary how much those two are alike!"
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